If i could tip my vagina, i would.
she looked like the before picture.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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