I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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