I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I bet he comes in French.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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