wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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