I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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