So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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