woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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