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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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