what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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