absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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