Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
