just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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two words: eviction party
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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