He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
