He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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