This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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