i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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