Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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