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Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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