the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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