Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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