she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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