she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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