i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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