So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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