found the other keg... it's in the tree
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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