What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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