I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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