she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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