: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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