idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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