just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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