He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
