Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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