im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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