I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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