so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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