Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's shark week go big or go home
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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