I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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