Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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