Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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