If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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