Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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