can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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