I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize