Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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