I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Farmville is her only friend.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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