Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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