ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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