some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.