I accidentally burped into my bong.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.