is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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