I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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