What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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