I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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