Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
